This week has been a bit slow, mostly due to a contract dispute (“I get nothing?”) with an online mag (think “sliced ____ meats”), but I assure you, each and every one of you, that you’ll still receive the same quality reviews, health care, and general warmth/abuse you’ve come to expect. Or maybe you expect nothing. Anyway, here goes:
1. I decree there will be an exciting new album by a Sub Pop band next week. And lo, we shall see if it rocks.
2. No more of this “work for free” communist propaganda stuff. Simplify: everything belongs to me.
3. I’m starting up palm reading. Scan your hand and a check to find out if Tony will marry you.
Okay, now back to the music. I suppose a number 4 would be: more band interviews, as requested by you, the readers. Enjoy!